The rabbit has a charming face:
It's private life is a disgrace.
I really dare not name to you
The awful things that rabbits do;
Things that your paper never prints -
You only mention them in hints.
They have such lost, degraded souls
No wonder they inhabit holes;
When such depravity is found
It only can live underground.
Anon - 20th Cent.
Clearly, Anya was right, it must be bunnies.